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A : Mom. I am running out of money.

B : What did you do with 2000.

A : Pay for my meals.

B : Pay for your meals?

B : I know you are not a heavy eater.

A : Pay for reference book, test book.

I got to know a pretty girl.

B : You don’t have to pay all the time.

Men and women are equal, why don’t you Go Dutch.

A : Mom. I’ll take your advice next time.

Every word you said costs me money.

B : Ask that girl to treat you.

You’ll be my guest. You treat.

水餃

A : May I speak Ruby?

B : Speaking. Who’s calling.

A : Susan.
B : What’s up?

A : Would you come over my house to wrap boiled dumpling?

B : Great. By the way, who else do you invite?

A : Nacy. Laura. Mike.

B : Sorry. I could not come.

A : Tell me why?

B : I don’t like Nacy. She is a Gossip woman.

電影

A : I’d like you to see a movie, the movie is called〝Ghost〞. Have you seen it before?

B : No, but I like it, but…..No money.

A : Don’t worry, you’ll be my guest. The movie starts 7:00, 9:00. When are you convenient?

B : 7:00, by the way, where shall we meet?

A : Let’s meet in front of New World Theater.

L : Susan. 人山人海. I don’t want to see it,maybe we delay it tomorrow?

S : No, tomorrow the movie is cancelled.

L: What shall we do?

S : I got a good idea, We may get the scalper ticket.

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